Thursday, September 2, 2010

WANTED

Wanted:

Rancher (or farmer or winery owner) in the Texas Hill Country (preferably Kerrville, Ingram, or Hunt but willing to accept Comfort or Boerne), who needs an Oracle Business Intelligence Architect and Developer, to provide commensurate salary and relocation for Developer’s family of four. BI Developer willing to work with Oracle Suite of products and to use Paramedic skills as the ranch’s first responder. (Also, not afraid of hard physical labor.) Children willing to provide free farm labor in exchange for unlimited access to horses, chickens and goats. Wife willing to chronicle this experience from farmhouse porch and paint rancher and ranch life in a flattering light. Said wife also willing to split profits from movie rights of book based on our adventure.

Serious applicants only.

Please reply to desperatetogettotexas@splatcat.com

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